Emma Watson as Ila and Douglas Booth as Shem in 'Noah' (2014)
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
'The way is shut.It was made by those who are dead,and the dead keep it.
The way is shut.’
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
Do you mind if I become your best friend and help you defeat the most powerful dark wizard of all time and introduce you to my family that will make you meet your future soulmate?
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
All that build up mang.
for Elise and Sirius
WHAT IS IN THAT NARNIAN WATER AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME
Parenting: you’re doing it right.
oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan
suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius
taking cute selfies is really hard when youre not cute
Made a wrong turn Once or twice Dug my way out Blood and fire Bad decisions That’s alright Welcome to my silly life Mistreated Misplaced Misunderstood Miss no way it’s all good It didn’t slow me down Mistaken Always second guessing Underestimated Look I’m still around Pretty, pretty please Don’t you ever, ever feel Like you’re less than Fucking perfect Pretty, pretty please If you ever, ever feel like you’re nothing You’re fucking perfect
Never forget that <3
Never let anyone make you feel less than perfect.
oh my god i thought this was gonna be one of those sad fandom posts but it was so much better
Im so emotional right now and this is not helping i am sobbing and i dont know why
this is what i needed right now
I’m actually crying
This is my fav song and it’s sad enough as it is so thank you for making it even sadder
An original I made for Slacktory.
These balls you can rearrange using the sorcery of velcro
packman, enough said
this drippy wood table thing
Cubes in so many forms wow
legos doing the same thing but legos so
this just looks cool
squishy rock pillow things
reading nook which actually is the most practical thing here
I want all of the things.
And so the world fell to it’s knees.
I love this post.