May 2013
epicluna:
the-221st-doctor:
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
shampood:
swaggiesauceandyolos:
shampood:
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman
loki-cat:
avengers 2:
“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“
“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“
”.. the avenger’s initiat-“
”..avenger’s initiative.”
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
internetexplorers:
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me
if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me
if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me
